Eid!

Oh, I’m taking a break 💁🏾‍♀️

The chances of you reading this post are slim. Like the spaghetti slim type of slim. I hate that spaghetti ehn. That’s like one of the useless things to ever be produced and it does not deserve to be called pasta. If you eat it, we can’t be friends. Why would anyone leave the normal size spaghetti for that…that…..Now I’m angry. But moving on, Who reads anything during Eid? Let alone, a newsletter. But you know who writes one? Me 😭

Because I have nothing better to do.

One, I did not make my hair. Two, I did not do any henna. Three, I don’t have eid clothes so forgive me that I have time to be posting today as I don’t have anything to show. Nobody should ask me for any pictures lemme not swear for the person.

Me and my boyfriend have now kuku fight.

The cherry on top has to be this cough that decided that it is now it wants to rake my body. I feel totally awful. Awful to stupor.

Hunger hits different on eid. It will feel like you’ve not eaten anything at all for 30 days. Ah. On top of that, I don’t even have appetite 🥲 What is this now?

Before I forget, I say let me tell you guys that I am taking a break. I want to rest small. My head is too hot abeg. I need to reconsider, restructure, restrategize, rethink, reintroduce, restart, re………

I’m sha tired.

This feels like the perfect time to get away, you know. Oh you don’t? No wahala, I feel it is the time for me. I know I made a bit of a noise here and there, bear with me. I’d still show up every once in a while when I feel like I want to pass something across.

I’m starting exams really soon and this semester? This semester is just doing like it does not want to cooperate with me and I’m beginning to be scared. That’s not actually a reason why I’d be absent here sha. It’s just a contributing factor.

I hope you’re having a great time today, celebrating with your family and friends and eating all the food you can eat and also sharing. May all we prayed for this Ramadan meet us soon. May Allah spare our lives to see the next one. Ameen

If you like flood your stories and my timeline with eid pictures. If you like use captivating captions and let everything on your outfit be shining, I will not see them. I’m pained.

See you when I see you. Hopefully, it’s not going to be a long time before…